ANDREA JAMES THE JOKESTRESS IS ON THE LAMB

However where is Jokestress AKA Andrea James the LA SLASHER hiding?

Andrea James sings her ole tune I loves my hanky panky and there's no need to spank or thank me! Andrea says, I'm still waiting for my ride to the vet to get de-clawed (MeeeoW) front and back. In the meantime I have been dating Felicity Huffman on Trans-America. However Felicity Feelme said, "Until I gets de-clawed front and back there will be no honeymoon or otherwise known as The hanky panky there no need to spank or thank me. Andrea James says I'm so exalted instead of singing and doing my standard lying dance my achy breaking heart I nows purrs and slurs and sings I loves my hanky panky and there is no need to spank or thank me! Without one doubt Andrea James is the LA Slasher. It seems she was arrested a few years ago for "Crimes Against Nature" however those file have disappeared but recovered by secret source read below.

ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA GRUDGE REPORT

When the policewoman searched her boy was he surprised! Well there's no written law for being a crime against nature but their where allot of volunteers for Andrea's firing squad. However, when every took aim they died of fright. Well they let her go after that. However, in addition they also found surgical instruments on her and they thought that she might be the LA Slasher but they weren't the quality grade the LA Slasher usually uses so they let her go again. Well what was Andrea James doing with surgical instruments? When the police searched her pocketbook she had her newest booklet she was writing called the Andrea James latest how to pamphlet "Do You Own SRS At Home” Well it seems Andrea James has all corners covered and she going to make bundle selling her own SRS kits. In addition Andrea James she said sells stilettos which in her words are, "Are perfect for that random back stabbing."

Well the secrets out Andrea James a secret informer said in her past life Andrea was the professional Wrestler called Mankind! Does anyone remember Mankind the WWF professional wrestler? This wrestler who had multiple personality disorders? Also Mankind would turn into into his/her alter wrestling personality "Cactus Jack". Well its mazing after Mankind disappeared from the world of professional wrestling Andrea James appears out of now where.

However when Mankind and Cactus Jack told Vince McMahon the president of the WFE (World Wrestling Entertainment) that she wanted to transition out Vince McMahon told her that was cool but when Andrea James demanded that her new wrestling name be the "Ultimate Transsexual" Vince said, 'No, No, No Absolutely Not!"

Well Andrea had a fit because Vince wanted Andrea's her new name to be "The Ultimate Loser"! In fact everyone agreed that would be the perfect name for her. Michael Jackson said, "The Ultimate Loser fits Andrea James like my glove fits my hand, real tight! " Well Andrea was really ticked off and quit in which Vince said, "You health policy which would have covered your SRS will expire when you quit.

Andrea said I got back up and thats my Andrea James Home SRS kit. Well her hands were a little bit shaky but you know the moral of the story, Andrea does not have any. However her new job as the LA Slasher allows her to vent her frustration. and selling the Andrea James SRS home kit on Deepstealth.com she said, " I'll make a bundle and be a Billionaire than the world will grovel at my feet."

LA SLASHER ABOUT TOWN

On the other hand Andrea has fun when she tells her victims if you can say, "LA Slasher ten times real quick without tying you tongue I will not lie about you." So far no one can say LA Slasher ten times real quick without tying their tongue. So Andrea still lurks in the alcoves while cruising and cursing Hollywood Boulevard she performs her version of SRS on randomly selected victims. Well girls and boys what do think the LA TIMES head lines will be tomorrow morning?

Hi, I am Andrea James and let me sings my ole tune I loves my hanky panky and there's no need to spank or thank me!

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Andrea James Transitioned Just To Hide From The Law

On the other hand if you find the rock that Andrea lives under you will realize our TG activist has a criminal past of which she has gone to a great amount of time to hide. The BS that Andrea James real name before transitioning was James Meed is a triple whopper with cheese and no fries is lie. So you will know if you find Andrea James real first, middle and last name you will have more than 15 minutes of fame.

Andrea James is a borderline "Sexual Chameleon" with serious issues and crimes there are more people on "Her" trail than one can imagine. So you will know in the "TG Community" its psychos like James who cause more damage to honest TG'S reputation by extortion, blackmail and outlandish crimes against her own community. We hope who ever she has burned this time allot of luck and hope you can flush this one out and down the crapper by exposing the real before name and criminal record before this one became Andrea James. Andrea James use of the alias James Meed of Crawford Indiana is a hoax meant to throw people off “Her” track however we warn you beware of this clever sociopath. If you find Andrea James real name before "Her" transition you will most likely find this one on America's Most Wanted or wanted poster at the Post Office for a serious crimes because Andrea James transitioned out, just to hide from the law.

It's known that Andrea James assumed another persons identity that so far cannot be found or traced. So to all of you on the net you can become a "Cyber Sleuth" in space and join our secret society and quest to expose the lying hoax known as James Meed AKA Andrea James AKA Jokestress. Other tips and items “She” uses altered photographs to hide “Her” real face and to this day no can find “Her: physical address or a to trace her past.

"Cyber Sleuth 142"

The main thing I've learned from all this is that wikipedia is the new adequacy.

I wonder if this is the same "Motor" who has identically-named accounts on several other well-known tech sites? Because if it is, it's frighteningly easy to work back from there to get his other info, despite his claims that he doesn't use his real name, and is therefore impartial (don't quite get the logic there, but wtf?) Anyway, if I were Xeni (god forbid) or (worse) Kathryn Cramer, I'd already have posted that information. But as it is, I know that would be morally indefensible.

And now I'm off to play We <3 Katamari, and giving some serious thought to cutting my penis off.

Silly Wizard! "Motor" is on a Mission From God to Protect the Almighty Wikipedia! The rest of you people are just Mr. Quicksilver and my sockpuppets, doing our evil bidding to disrupt Wikipedia. Get it right, yo!

I'm really starting to enjoy "Motor's" comments, as each one is unintentionally hilarious, as he continually says things he doesn't mean to say, uses words like "intimates" when he means "intimidates", cant stop using his catchphrases, "whinging", "malcontent", and "should get a hobby". All of this indicates to me that "Motor" is dangerously close to "losing his shit", which promises to be High Comedy.

And knowing full well he's reading this, HEY MOTOR: YOU'RE STILL A TREKKER!

Just seen Motor's talk page:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Motor

Hi! I was just looking at biographies to see how the issue of criticism was handled on various articles. I liked your comments on the Cory Doctorow page, which match my own sentiments. There is a small but vocal group of editors insisting on a criticism section for Xeni Jardin, and the criticism basically seems neither notable nor substantive. However, my attempts at altering that section have met the most resistance I have ever encountered on Wikipedia. Would you be interested in taking a look? Jokestress 02:32, 5 May 2006 (UTC)

So now the Xeni article is better because (another) "small but vocal group of editors" insist there isn't a criticism section?

Xeni, Xeni, when will you learn to take criticism like a man?

The worst thing about Wikipedia is watching the anal retentives work themselves into a frenzy about "npov" and "doesn't meet the stringent requirements of blah blah blah." As if anyone GAS.

Fav quote: "One down... half a dozen other xenisucks.com denizens to go. Would you mind telling your pals from the site to let it go too and find a hobby, or is that too much to ask?" Like, yes, you really have a life to aspire to, you wikipedian you!

You still don't seem to get the central issue here -- this isn't "the blogosphere", it's an encyclopadia biography ... This is an encyclopaedia biography... it's not a web directory. ... Wikipedia, and I, have higher standards than that.

Jeez, where to begin? It's just another fscking blog, edited by random wankers, saying how shite blogs are and how they shouldn't be mentioned, despite the article is about someone whose sole claim to fame is as "the wizard of blogs".

Wikipedia, vanity site for the C-list.

mns,


You know how I know you are teh gah? You own a copy of Katamari Damacy! I'm not being critical, I'm just sayin...

I used to think Wikipedia was a cool idea, but now I see that "activists" with an agenda and egotists looking for a power trip are drawn to it like flies to a pile of shit.

OMG U USED A PUBLIC WEBSITE TO STAAAALK MEEEEEEEE! IM THREATENED AND WILL INFORM THE AUTHORIT!eS VIA BOINGBOING AND MY ASMALLWORLD.COM PAGE!!!!!11

Your comments do not meet the stringent requirements for notability and verification that we here in the xenisucks.com community aspire to. Plzfxkthx, bbye, Georgetown boy.

From now on all communications I leave at this site will conclude with "Thank you in anticipation of a prompt answer."

MIddle Aged USENET Troll is, like, number 2 on my resume, y'all. Right above "cyberstalker".

obviously I'm failing, because I can't spell for shit.

I think part of the difficulty with analyzing jokestress's wiki time is that she seems incapable of proofreading (like Xeni...) so she'll post and correct and correct and correct and correct.

My only goal here is to keep the xenisucks level of moronitude lower then the xenisucks critics and Xeni level or moronitude.

With the way things are going over on the wiki, that page is never going to be unlocked again. People are too busy arguing to even start trying to come to any sort of consensus.

No comment, just wanted to post with that name because it made me LOL when I read Jokerstressheadache's latest Talk contribution.

The updates to this site don't add up to a fraction of the time Jokestress spends editing wiki articles. For. The. Last. Three. Years.

Dude, it's never OK to criticize mns for any reason!

Unless, you know, you feel like it. And I consider it exceptionally gracious of me to provide a server for those who feel like criticizing me. BoingBoing certainly has never provided even that to its critics.

Anyway, just for the record, here's a recollection of what I did yesterday that should indicate just how much time I spend criticizing Jenny during a typical day:

1) Woke up, did my job, ate lunch, did my job some more. Checked comments on xenisucks a couple of times.
2) At 2:13pm EST (the server is on PST, thus the time discrepancy), I posted a two paragraph entry about the Colbert Conspiracy post.
3) Continued to do my job until 4:30pm, EST. Checked comments a few times. Took time to post two comments to that thread.
4) Went home, stopping to get some coffee.
5) Checked comments when I got home. Fielded phone calls from friends concerning some life stuff that will not be mentioned here, but has nothing to do with xenisucks.com.
6) Went to dinner at Pei Wei, out at Briar Creek. No internet access.
7) Went for coffee and chit-chat afterwards, stayed there until 10:30.
8) Came home, checked comments (as well as email, work status stuff, personal weblog stuff, etc.).
9) Read a book for a while, watched Colbert, messed around with NFS setup in the home network. Finished mixing a song, rendered it to aiff, converted it to mp3, uploaded to the band site server, made two blog entries on other personal blogs about it.
10) Played Tetris DS with CNBC on in the background until 12:45.
11) Checked comments (as well as everything else I normally do on the laptop)
12) Responded to non-xeni related emails, went to bed at 1:00am.

As you can see, this site isn't exactly consuming my life. And, more importantly, everyone should feel free to criticize me in whatever manner they see fit, but I'm nowhere near as prolific with this thing as Andrea James is with her Wikipedia edits.

BTW -
1. can people just nominate the whole Xeni wiki article for deletion? She is really not that notable in the big picture and the whole thing has become tiresome.

2. garlic - have you actually read this blog? Can you honestly believe any siginificant amount of time is spent writing this crap? LOLOMFGROXORSMASHUPSARSBIRDFLUASTROUNAUT!

There would probably be more cite-able criticisms of her irresponsible journalism if more than just a bunch of internet idiots considered her Xeni an actual journalist.

So, uh, it's not ok to criticize MNS for the time spent on xenisucks, but it is ok to criticize jokestress for the time she spends on wikipedia?

And yes, I know I made grammatical errors. Sue me.

Let's examine the evidence:

JOKEstress' prolific editing history. Not only is it clear that this is what she does full time, day and night, but she's no stranger to pissing people off in the process.

Her entire existence is clearly online. Her identity and self esteem scream of mania, denial, misery, not to mention malignant narcissism, OCD with a fair does of elitist bullshit for good measure.

She looks to Wikipedia for validation, for identity. How else could you explain the amount of time she spends there, and her general attitude?

She's a schoolyard bully, nothing more. Like one of those regulars on a message board who knows and "rules" everything, and has her stupid little "friends" that, except for the occasional pathetic meetup for sex, she'll never even know in the flesh.

Sure, she has her occasional consult for Hollywood to explain what it's like being so filled with utter contempt for herself and misery, not to mention selling out her own. But those times are few and far between, but they certainly fuel her mighty conviction that she's better than most people. Wow, you're a notable person on Wikipedia. You also have cats and are single. Hooray for you. You're going to die like the rest of us, and probably alone, unlike most of us.

People like this just don't get it. They may be big shit on their monitor screen, on Wikipedia or a stupid chat room, but that's because YOU INVEST EVERYTHING YOU HAVE ON IT.

Look you unhappy, miserable bitch: what you are so hot shit at isn't real. It's bullshit. And while I'm fucking my husband and giving birth to children with the equipment that I was born with, jogging outside, reading literature, getting paid not only for my day job but my art all the damn time, you can keep your edits on a bullshit encyclopedia that--thanks to fools like you--nobody takes seriously anymore. (If they ever did to begin with)

Thanks to my irritation (not unlike how I'd feel about a few mosquitos annoying me during a bbq), I've now spent more time online than I care to--having a life and such.

Enjoy your trivial existence, Andrea.

I really like Wikipedia, but the Jokerstress/Motor mentality is what keeps me from participating in edits as my time-killer at work. I'll just stick with dildo cozies and 2x4-launching murder machines and the bloggers that love them, thank you very much =^0

motor must be a raving boingboing fanboy, he completely removed the criticism section from cory's article (after it had been there for a month without controversy) and then moved on to xeni.

i used to think wikipedia was a great project, until i actually made a few contributions and started following some articles. it seems like every article has at least one completely out of control editor who has decided that he/she is the AUTHORITY on the topic and anyone else's contributions or opinions are invalid.

Motor and Jokestress are just two examples of how this childish mentality completely destroys an article's credibility. reading their justification for their edits (a pile of mangled policy citations and opinion stated as fact), it's clear that wikipedia is just an exercise in ego boosting for these tools.

xeni = web-fluffer

LOL. The page is protected now because of edit warring.

I noticed the 3 reverts as well. I think it doesn't apply when you know that your change is the right change.

My favorite part is using the arguments on the talk page against them.

It looks like since xenisucks was noticed, there have been 250 edits and reverts on the wikipedia page.

In the end, I don't care if it's in there or not, either. Mainly, it amuses me to no end to see people like Calacanis, "Jokestress", Matt N, and the like gyrate and flail. As long as that keeps happening, all is well in my universe. Well, this tiny little corner of my universe, at least...

That's just ridiculous. Seriously. These people who <3 Xeni are fucking insane. That said as an opponent of Xeni I really don't care if there's no Criticism section in her Wikipedia entry. (S)he's such an obvious jagoff that anybody who needed Wiki to help form their opinion on him(her) would probably love Xeni anyway.

Jokestress comes off as really insane on the talk page of the wikipedia article. At first it was kind of funny, now its jaw-dropping. I'm suprised Xeni rates a wikipedia entry at all. She's not generally well-known and hasn't made any noteworthy contributions to anything. Ladder climbing...