So like Mitch Kapor, Cory Doctorow and I were "collaborating" on my dildo shaped bong and Mitch turns to me after taking a huge toke and he says:

"You know what? Our government sucks."

LOLZ, Mitch! DUH!

"The internet, if kept open and accessible to all, is a tool we can use to reform our politics and create new democratic processes and institutions!"

And I was like WOAH. That's fucking zen. Imagine this: Everyone who wants to participate in our democracy has to go through a special registration on the internet! Then we would have to go through a special fingerprint process to tag our identities to our online connections! Then we could all log onto a special government site that would control every citizens username and password and PARTICIPATE IN DEMOCRACY IN ACTION!!

For some reason though, after I said that Cory immediately ran out of the room and started sobbing. Poor kid. He's been so emotional and on edge since he quit his day job...

and it probably belongs over at corysucks.com, but HOLY FUCK, STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON, IT'S CREEPING EVERYONE OUT, DUDE